Dear Jackie Wilson,
Your music has been of great entertainment to myself for a number of years and obviously countless other people for a great amount of time. That is why it pains me to ask you to prevent television from playing 'To Be Loved' from beyond the grave.
As a single young man with incredibly limited success with women the last thing I need to be reminded of at the end of a long day hunched over the sink vomiting is oh what a feeling it is to be loved.
Get your shit together.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Southey.
P.S. Reet Petite makes me dance around my homestead as if I weren't actually being watched by the Government. Thank-you for allowing me to provide Special Branch with such first rate entertainment.
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