Anti-Violence

Google's (Blogger's specifically) content policy has this to say on the matters of violence:

VIOLENT CONTENT: Users may not publish direct threats of violence against any person or group of people.
(Blogger's Content Policy)

With this in mind I'd like to make the following statement.

I hope all these people don't get butchered to death in their sleep because they are insufferable pricks.

Piers Morgan.
Richard Littlejohn.
Gordon Ramsey.
Jennifer Lopez.
Chris De Burgh.

That is all.

People have a problem pronouncing my last name.

Here.

I hope it chokes you.