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This place is going to be about the more annoying things in life. In that it is not original and offers you nothing.

While I am being prolific I generally will write nonsense at you. That tailors the content for pretty much no-one's interest.

This blog has no focus and at best is a showcase for my limited capacity for writing formats. It benefits nobody to read it.

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Tuesday, 13 January 2009

In Brief: Happy Endings

No not massage parlour tricks!

If I see another happy ending on television I'm going to scream. If the on-off-on again-off again-on again protagonists get together to be a couple for the end of the final series of another show I'm going to kick a pony and piss in its face.

Life is not a circle. We do not spend life revisiting the exact same mistakes. We prefer veering off into similar mistakes with other people. It's a long path of disappointment and soul destroying burnt bridges that make you feel sad and ashamed. A life that teeters on the dreary edge of oblivion on a daily fucking basis and the thing that stops us is keeping our feet on the ground, distracting ourselves with details and ground-level drama. The last thing we need is to have some pointless show raise our hopes for a moment too long and have that lift be exploted by the whirlwind of shit that is your ridiculous and minuscule existence on the outer spiral arm of some forgotten galaxy in some barren universe of cunts.

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