The Benatar Theory

I have a theory that Pat Benatar is a demon. To be honest I kind of read her last name and I heard it in my own mind being barked out by some abyssal entity. If you ever see me, ask me to demonstrate (or I might even record it and link it here).

But the more I checked into it the more likely it is. 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot' is in fact a taunt to all demon hunters. I believe if you sing this song backwards you banish her from the mortal plane of existence.

But more and more song titles started playing to my theory. 'Hell is For Children', 'You Better Run', and even 'Promises in the Dark' - A stark warning about worshipping the Benatar, for a bargain with her is a desperate one:

Where brave and restless dreams are both won and lost
On the edge is where it seems its well worth the cost

She's on to me... I MUST AWAY