About this Page


This place is going to be about the more annoying things in life. In that it is not original and offers you nothing.

While I am being prolific I generally will write nonsense at you. That tailors the content for pretty much no-one's interest.

This blog has no focus and at best is a showcase for my limited capacity for writing formats. It benefits nobody to read it.

Go here to read a not at all exaggerated and ironic account of the author's personality should you be so disturbed as to be interested.

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

If you're upset

If I have upset you in anyway I have a generic three step coping strategy for all of you...

1. Sob into your novels.
2. Deny the wisdom of Tom; voiding your right to enter the kingdom of awesome.
3. Drown in Gin soaked tears.

Glad I could help.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

4. Go on a killing spree
4.5. No, not in real life
5. Run